John Travolta tries to ignore Terry

"Sam what about those two birds over there ?"

Bien sûr Jean-Paul, j'aime bien les kilts !

"So tell me again, what is it that you two do ?"

Just good friends

Nadeem sucesfully avoids looking Tom Cruise in the eye

"Penelope I've told you before, it's over !"

"Now you are a bloody disgrace!"

Nadeem, Christina and Robin makin' Whoopi

Andrew stares down a Terminator

"Bowels in or bowels out, what do you think ?"

Nadeem, "How come I always get stuck with the party pooper?"

Yasser Arafat moves in on Christina

"Don't look now but I think Charles has dropped one!"

"Give us a drag Christina I'm gasping!"

"'Ave some of that Hitler!"

Christina goes for any bloke in a nice suit

Tony Blair eyes up the crumpet

"Look Napoleon, you'll never beat Wellington that way!"

"Yes I thought the Americans were late too!"

George mate, tuck your feet in you nearly tripped me over"